Mar 232016
 

I really have a very nice family.  Hugs from my sons and daughters-in-law (they don’t feel like daughters-in-law, more like daughters just recently acquired), and I burst into tears.

I’ve got two commissions as well, to write stories about dinosaurs for a grandson and about “Frozen” for a granddaughter. That should keep me quiet for a while.

My wife has been fantastic, apart from trying to stuff too much food down me. I lost my temper today, she had made a bowl of angel delight with the high energy liquidised stuff that looks and tastes exactly like mud.  I ate as much as I could, and then she started pushing me to eat more. I threatened to dump the entire bowl on the floor.

I wouldn’t have, it’s a new carpet, and I’d never hear the end of it, but I’ll have to apologise tomorrow for saying it, or I’ll have a bad conscience.

Rats

 Posted by at 12:32 am

  8 Responses to “My Family”

  1. I am waiting to go to bed – how long is the going on for?

  2. I have not the faintest idea what URI is – perhaps United Republic of Ireland? Anyway, Margaret and I and the Prayer Group at our church are praying for you. God Bless. Chris and Margaret

    P.S. Do you know, one of my ancestors invented the glove – well, he had a hand in it, anyway.

  3. Is it me or are the “prove your not a robot” getting harder? Anyway what would a robot do with a bad back – squirt on some three in one(?) But then, that’s the answer to everything, apply some three in one.
    Have spoken to Tom, are you up for prayer on Friday?

    Ps. What’s a URI?

  4. Angel delight deserves to upside down on the floor ( not the new carpet to be fair) full of synthetics no doubt. Have you tried concentrated milk powder? Available in various flavours I believe but full of protein? You can mix it in stuff…even angel delight I guess. Melted white choc would increase the calories even more…..

  5. I can understand the pleasure of writing about dinosaurs but I’m afraid I do pity you with the Frozen commission! Perhaps I’m missing something…

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