I don’t expect the female part of the population to understand this, but I think I ate too much chocolate.
I weighed myself, and I’d gone down to 85 Kg, that’s a loss of 2 Kg. The first loss in 7 weeks, but still a loss.
I think it is because eating is getting harder, so I tried to get more rich stuff down.
A friend gave me some white chocolate (I can’t eat dark chocolate, it’s a migraine trigger). So I thought I would follow the MacMillan nurse’s advice and eat a complete strip in one go.
Result: I spent half this evening feeling slightly sick.
I told my wife, she looked like she wished she could get a dietician to advise her to eat any kind of chocolate. I dread to think what my daughters in law would do, especially the Dangerous Redhead. The sight of her with chocolate is truly terrifying.
Still I did manage to eat most of a battered fish, a chicken leg, a sausage roll and a fair-sized helping of meat pie today. Maybe that will help a bit.
And lastly yesterday’s question:
What’s the difference between a submucosal oasophagal adenocarcinome and a device for measuring the muzzle speed of a projectile fired from a gun?
One clocks a bullet, the other blocks a gullet.
(Yes – I know it’s a very dark joke – but it’s my gullet and I feel like dark humour)