First let me say that Ian and Rosemary have an utterly warped sense of humour, and I like it.
You want the proof?
A few days ago I commented that I have now had every possible kind of scan on my cancer CT, PET, MRI and ultrasound. I asked, “if I do the full set, do I get a prize?”
Well today the prize arrived, courtesy of Ian and Rosemary. Here it is:
It was an excellent joke. Thanks so much. It will go into the spare bedroom for visiting grand-daughters where I am sure it will be greatly appreciated.
Still nothing from the Christie. I really can’t keep doing postfulls of moans about waiting, but that is how I feel. I know a lot of my friends are praying for me, including one Muslim friend. I am grateful to all of you.
Someone else asked for more jokes. I’ve not got too many, and in fairness Levenshulme Players should have first go at any scripts, after all I am supposed to be their scriptwriter.
Here’s the best I can do at short notice:
Why is a cancer cell like a bad mathematician?
Scroll down for the answer here tomorrow. Or for those of good taste who wish to keep their sanity, don’t scroll down.
Meanwhile, here is today’s Good News: I ate one and a half sausages tonight, and it hardly hurt at all.

“Why is a cancer cell like a bad mathematician?”
Because they both divide and multiply in a completely uncontrolled way.